- All jokes will be 100% gluten-free.
- You’ll laugh. At least a couple of times. I promise.
- Get out of the house and away from your children. (Parents, am I right?)
- It’s a cheap night out – only $10, plus ticket fees that support the local cultural community.
- There’s a bar on-site. Drink up!
- Ben Gran and Zach Peterson are a couple of handsome dudes.
- Carrot Top will NOT be performing.
- Hear smart, incisive commentary on the vital issues of the day. And also: profanity.
- Ben Gran has an unhealthy need for attention, external validation and acclaim. So please give him what he needs.
- Catharsis.
- Rage.
- Revenge.
- Reuniting with lost loves.
- Laughter is sexy. (“If you can make a woman laugh, you’re already halfway up her leg.” – The Hardy Boys)
- If you don’t spend the money on tickets, you’re just going to blow it on something stupid.
- Even if the show is a total disaster, at least you’ll be able to say, “I was there the night Ben Gran disgraced himself in public and had to sell his house and move away from Des Moines forever in shame.”
- Rekindle your love for your spouse by reminding each other, “You’re not always the easiest person to live with, but at least you never made me watch you perform stand-up comedy in public.”
- Did I mention that the venue does, in fact, serve alcohol?
- It will be funnier than Saturday Night Live, latter-day Simpsons or the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
- Ben Gran’s stand-up comedy routine is very, shall we say, “lesbian-friendly.”
- Uncomfortable moments.
- Inconvenient truths.
- Salacious details.
- Warmongering.
- 50% of ticket sales go to the Des Moines Social Club. All other proceeds go to a good cause: Ben Gran’s personal profit.
How many more reasons do you need?
BUY TICKETS NOW for Ben Gran’s stand-up comedy show on March 9.
